Most stupid thing

stuartmmcfc · 10-05-09, 06:15 PM

I've done a lot of stupid things but recently I needed some superglue. the end was gummed up so i used my teeth to try and bite of the gunge.
Obviously I stuck my lips together.
the really stupid thing was I did exactly the same thing about 2 hours later. The Wife refused to help this time.
Any other confessions?

slacky · 10-05-09, 06:25 PM

just as well seen as someone lost 2-0

Emjay · 10-05-09, 06:25 PM

Painting the upstairs windows on our first house on the outside. Thought it would be ok to perch the tin of white paint on the small window ledge whilst I nipped down the ladder. So I did, but my wife wanted a word so she, thinking I was still at the top of the ladder, opened the bedroom window. The paint pot came straight down without tipping, hit the path and a huge plume of white paint shout out the top of the can and drenched the brickwork. The white stain is still there even though we have been gone 22 years.

quattrokid · 10-05-09, 06:28 PM

stuartmmcfc · 10-05-09, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slacky

just as well seen as someone lost 2-0

look carefully and you'll see the words on the TAXI sign on my avatar have changed

Micky · 10-05-09, 06:29 PM

A few years ago I went to check the fan belt on a rover p6 the one with the steel fan
Only forgot the engine was still running.ouch

slacky · 10-05-09, 06:33 PM

very good , go for steve bruce instead

Jaytee64 · 10-05-09, 06:38 PM

My late husband stapled one of his testicles to his work bench when he worked in a furniture factory. This story was always told at family gatherings by his Dad who was the foreman there and working on he same shift. Luckily his jeans stopped any major damage phew!

Emjay · 10-05-09, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaytee64

My late husband stapled one of his testicles to his work bench when he worked in a furniture factory. This story was always told at family gatherings by his Dad who was the foreman there and working on he same shift. Luckily his jeans stopped any major damage phew!

OOUUCCCHHHHHH

quattrokid · 10-05-09, 07:06 PM

a) when my sister was a new born baby... I unscrewed the bolts holding her cot together...I was 2 and a half years old myself

b) I used to go and collect the Sunday papers from my neighbours letter boxes and come home and shove them through my own letter box

c) I painted my nieghbours front glass door while the workmen doing the window frames went for lunch

d) my Mum made me a pair of pajamas which I flushed down the loo

e) I nicked my sisters front wheel off her bike when I had a puncture in mine

f) my neighbours once had visitors so i sneaked across the road, took the car keys from the boot, brought them back home and burried them in my sandpit

g) I am still alive

10-05-09, 06:28 PM	#4
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10-05-09, 07:06 PM	#10
quattrokid 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ayrshire Posts: 9,654	a) when my sister was a new born baby... I unscrewed the bolts holding her cot together...I was 2 and a half years old myself b) I used to go and collect the Sunday papers from my neighbours letter boxes and come home and shove them through my own letter box c) I painted my nieghbours front glass door while the workmen doing the window frames went for lunch d) my Mum made me a pair of pajamas which I flushed down the loo e) I nicked my sisters front wheel off her bike when I had a puncture in mine f) my neighbours once had visitors so i sneaked across the road, took the car keys from the boot, brought them back home and burried them in my sandpit g) I am still alive __________________ RS4 B5 (wife's / ours now ) S3 8L Imola Yellow S3 8L Nogaro blue UrWR SOLD UrS4 saloon (SOLD again) S4 Cabrio (SOLD) A4 cabrio 2.5 V6tdi (SOLD) 80 cabrio 2.6 V6 SOLD 90 quattro 10v SOLD 100 2.2e SOLD FOUNDING MEMBER the 200,000 Plus miles Club

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Jaytee64 Grown up member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North West Posts: 540	My late husband stapled one of his testicles to his work bench when he worked in a furniture factory. This story was always told at family gatherings by his Dad who was the foreman there and working on he same shift. Luckily his jeans stopped any major damage phew!