Saturday laughs...

[Octanejunkie]

Due to the credit crunch i'm now shopping in cheaper food stores.
Have you tried the Korean meatballs from Lidl?
They're the dogs bollocks.....


In the Inverness job centre a man sees a vacancy for a job as an assistant at the local gynaecologists.
He asks for details, and is thrilled to learn that his duties would be to prepare the ladies for examination as follows:
1. Remove underwear.
2. Wash and shave the ladies nether regions.
3. Rub oil and moisturiser on the shaved areas.
Salary is is stated at £55,000.
The man fills in the application as quickly as possible and is told to go to Plymouth.
"Oh, Is that where the job is?" he asks.
"No, thats where the back of the queue is."


A man is stopped by the police on the M6 after being clocked at 120mph.
The traffic cop says "Give me one good reason why you were doing that speed."
The man replies "2 months ago my wife left me and ran off with a traffic cop. When i saw you behind me i though you were bringing her back!"