B&Q scam

Rob · 03-06-08, 07:04 AM

B&Q SCAM

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B & Q store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b*****d out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky!! Pass this warning on....

Coxy · 03-06-08, 08:02 AM

Booty · 03-06-08, 11:17 AM

That's a similar thing I encountered at an Esso garage the other day. Whilst filling the car a small LCD display came on and started playing me a porn film. I had a quick glance and then went in to pay. I asked the attendant about the film and he said, " we thought it would be nice for customers to see someone else getting fu*ked for a change"." Just so they don't feel left out"!!

quattrokid · 03-06-08, 10:36 PM

did you watch all of it? was it any good or was it Ar5e?

SteveCat · 04-06-08, 05:41 PM

LOL Yeheh,or did you just walk in and pay with the usual Fi5T full of green queens??

Booty · 04-06-08, 07:25 PM

It was 'Susie Mellons meets the Whopper Chopper' I think.

Rob · 04-06-08, 07:36 PM

i didn't know Burger King sold fruit

darreno'd' · 04-06-08, 09:30 PM

Got distracted myself today and ran up the back of some poor bloke, I got out walked up to his door only then to notice he was a dwarf ! He looked at me and said " i'm not happy" to which i then said " oh really , which one are you then ?"

03-06-08, 11:17 AM	#3
Booty 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	That's a similar thing I encountered at an Esso garage the other day. Whilst filling the car a small LCD display came on and started playing me a porn film. I had a quick glance and then went in to pay. I asked the attendant about the film and he said, " we thought it would be nice for customers to see someone else getting fu*ked for a change"." Just so they don't feel left out"!! __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

03-06-08, 10:36 PM	#4
quattrokid 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ayrshire Posts: 9,654	did you watch all of it? was it any good or was it Ar5e? __________________ RS4 B5 (wife's / ours now ) S3 8L Imola Yellow S3 8L Nogaro blue UrWR SOLD UrS4 saloon (SOLD again) S4 Cabrio (SOLD) A4 cabrio 2.5 V6tdi (SOLD) 80 cabrio 2.6 V6 SOLD 90 quattro 10v SOLD 100 2.2e SOLD FOUNDING MEMBER the 200,000 Plus miles Club

04-06-08, 05:41 PM	#5
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	. LOL Yeheh,or did you just walk in and pay with the usual Fi5T full of green queens?? __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

04-06-08, 07:25 PM	#6
Booty 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	It was 'Susie Mellons meets the Whopper Chopper' I think. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

04-06-08, 09:30 PM	#8
darreno'd' Mr Sixty Thousand!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: berkshire Posts: 1,729	Got distracted myself today and ran up the back of some poor bloke, I got out walked up to his door only then to notice he was a dwarf ! He looked at me and said " i'm not happy" to which i then said " oh really , which one are you then ?" __________________ http://www.oesems.co.uk/

03-06-08, 08:02 AM	#2
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215

04-06-08, 07:36 PM	#7
Rob Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 42	i didn't know Burger King sold fruit

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