So what do you carry in your pocket...? - Page 3

john johnson · 24-05-11, 11:42 AM

the little un was changing the nappy on iggle piggle last night ( NOT MINE I HASTEN TO ADD ) then shuffled across and whipped up my tea shirt and pulled a bit off fluff out of my belly button and gave it to me and wandered back off......clever shyte

Isimmo · 24-05-11, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by john johnson

the little un was changing the nappy on iggle piggle last night ( NOT MINE I HASTEN TO ADD ) then shuffled across and whipped up my tea shirt and pulled a bit off fluff out of my belly button and gave it to me and wandered back off......clever shyte

Is that the only orifice she cleans for you? Or are you training her up to be like one of those little fish that nip in and out of sharks teeth?

john johnson · 24-05-11, 12:03 PM

tbh no its not.......i was laid on the carpet ( on my belly ) and she came across and whipped up said t shirt and washed the small of my back with a baby wipe........she tried to change her own ( not mine ) nappy last night too and nearly did it

4v6 · 24-05-11, 12:05 PM

Iggle Piggle....lol nephew loves that, especially the bit at the end where he falls over..

Mind you it appeals to me also......

Simmo, fluff. Yes. You never know when youll need some of this stuff, i advise carrying a pocketfull.

Isimmo · 24-05-11, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 4v6

Iggle Piggle....lol nephew loves that, especially the bit at the end where he falls over..

Mind you it appeals to me also......

Simmo, fluff. Yes. You never know when youll need some of this stuff, i advise carrying a pocketfull.

I was told by the war department that if I ever get caught with fluff, I'd have nothing in my pockets and a squeaky voice.

Acidburn · 24-05-11, 05:08 PM

keys, everything else gets left in my car.

Bet that guy in the 1st post linked was missing one kit - the fashion kit.

rtz62 · 24-05-11, 06:08 PM

Snuff, conkers and a spider in a matchbox is wot I carry; the benefits of a Grammar Skool hedukashun....

rich.r · 24-05-11, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rtz62

Snuff, conkers and a spider in a matchbox is wot I carry; the benefits of a Grammar Skool hedukashun....

snuff

is it the proper stuff or the mellow white stuff

pimpdriver · 24-05-11, 07:06 PM

I don't carry anything.

I just have a hole in the bottom of each pocket.......

pimpdriver · 24-05-11, 07:06 PM

I don't carry anything.

I just have a hole in the bottom of each pocket.......

24-05-11, 11:42 AM	#21
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	the little un was changing the nappy on iggle piggle last night ( NOT MINE I HASTEN TO ADD ) then shuffled across and whipped up my tea shirt and pulled a bit off fluff out of my belly button and gave it to me and wandered back off......clever shyte __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

24-05-11, 12:03 PM	#23
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	tbh no its not.......i was laid on the carpet ( on my belly ) and she came across and whipped up said t shirt and washed the small of my back with a baby wipe........she tried to change her own ( not mine ) nappy last night too and nearly did it __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

24-05-11, 05:08 PM	#26
Acidburn The original sin Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Swindon wiltshire Posts: 2,354	keys, everything else gets left in my car. Bet that guy in the 1st post linked was missing one kit - the fashion kit. __________________ 80 tdi avant

24-05-11, 07:06 PM	#29
pimpdriver Devon Pastie Muncher Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Calne Wiltshire Posts: 7,530	I don't carry anything. I just have a hole in the bottom of each pocket....... __________________ Winter tyres now! Driving the B2 80CL as a daily and LOVING it!!!!

24-05-11, 07:06 PM	#30
pimpdriver Devon Pastie Muncher Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Calne Wiltshire Posts: 7,530	I don't carry anything. I just have a hole in the bottom of each pocket....... __________________ Winter tyres now! Driving the B2 80CL as a daily and LOVING it!!!!

24-05-11, 12:05 PM	#24
4v6 Ex Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,565	Iggle Piggle....lol nephew loves that, especially the bit at the end where he falls over.. Mind you it appeals to me also...... Simmo, fluff. Yes. You never know when youll need some of this stuff, i advise carrying a pocketfull.

24-05-11, 06:08 PM	#27
rtz62 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,527	Snuff, conkers and a spider in a matchbox is wot I carry; the benefits of a Grammar Skool hedukashun....