Soft top cars are Shite... - Page 12

john johnson · 06-04-11, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by stuartmmcfc

talking of fitting in- is she going to get you , sprog and potential future sprog in one???

Not a chance

rtz62 · 06-04-11, 05:22 PM

Sorry, V8 Vantage soft top not V12. Doh!

rtz62 · 06-04-11, 05:24 PM

Can u imagine a Nissan GTR floppy top? Wobble wobble jelly on a plate!

john johnson · 06-04-11, 05:30 PM

I have to sing that in the bath to claudia ....wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate
She is in the bath as we speak and has just trumped and had hysterics , all at 16 month

SteveT63 · 06-04-11, 05:51 PM

Gordon WR · 06-04-11, 05:52 PM

Well I'm as bald as a coot, as Coxy has informed you all and I don't care what anyones opinion is. My rag top is fabulous especially through the A55 tunnels in N Wales as the new Tubi exhaust and Hyperflow cats echo at 8000rpm off the walls and sound AWESOME !!
Yes that's with the top down and no flat cap as there's no hair to try to keep in place. !!

Have another pic....

By gordonwr at 2010-09-27

Isimmo · 06-04-11, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jwalshe

Okay - understood :-) I'm not one of those sensitive types myself - I've got a big gob on me. But after a few days here, I've noticed it's a fairly tight group. It's a little intimidating to a newbie!

*Looks out the window at his Smart Roadster doubting himself*

:-)

Yep, sorry sir, humble apologies, as Al (Coxy) rightly says, I do have a bit of a playful vent about the odd thing, mainly to 'poke a few embers' when the forum fire goes a bit cold.

Isimmo · 06-04-11, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Willbo

Yeh he just doesn't like Cabriconvertsoftragtop things.................. I Think! Does he? Do you?.......Ian?

They're all shite....

IMHO...

BIGGYIN · 06-04-11, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jwalshe

"Rollerskate"? Psh. Right: let's get this out the way then...

"Where do you put the batteries?"

"Where is the remote control?"

"Do you have one for the other foot?"

Let's forget the Smart Roadster thing then. Also in my drive, I have an AUDI. It has a roof. It has not been ruined by chavs. And I fking love it.

Now... back to bald men in Ferarris. I was in Birmingham city centre last year and watched as a balding middle aged twit in a Ferrari on a not-so-sunny day pull up at the traffic lights with his roof down, revving hard as he did so.

A couple of teenaged girls ran up to him, threw a bag of chips in his face and ran away giggling joyously. The guy didn't move a muscle, instead staring at the red light, chips in his lap and across the interior of his vile penis extension of a car.

Lights went green and he stalled. One of the finest moments of my life, personally. I hope he went home and cried.

What's wrong with being baldy and having a penis extension of a car??

Isimmo · 06-04-11, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gordon WR

Well I'm as bald as a coot, as Coxy has informed you all and I don't care what anyones opinion is. My rag top is fabulous especially through the A55 tunnels in N Wales as the new Tubi exhaust and Hyperflow cats echo at 8000rpm off the walls and sound AWESOME !!
Yes that's with the top down and no flat cap as there's no hair to try to keep in place. !!

Have another pic....

By gordonwr at 2010-09-27

Is that a toast rack on the side and a dogs bed on the back?

06-04-11, 05:30 PM	#114
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	I have to sing that in the bath to claudia ....wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate She is in the bath as we speak and has just trumped and had hysterics , all at 16 month __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

06-04-11, 05:51 PM	#115
SteveT63 Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,045	__________________ Peace...........through superior acceleration! T85 1985 90quattro I5 20vT T81 1983 80 Sport Red T81 1983 80 Sport Silver

06-04-11, 05:22 PM	#112
rtz62 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,527	Sorry, V8 Vantage soft top not V12. Doh!

06-04-11, 05:24 PM	#113
rtz62 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,527	Can u imagine a Nissan GTR floppy top? Wobble wobble jelly on a plate!

06-04-11, 05:52 PM	#116
Gordon WR Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chester Posts: 781	Well I'm as bald as a coot, as Coxy has informed you all and I don't care what anyones opinion is. My rag top is fabulous especially through the A55 tunnels in N Wales as the new Tubi exhaust and Hyperflow cats echo at 8000rpm off the walls and sound AWESOME !! Yes that's with the top down and no flat cap as there's no hair to try to keep in place. !! Have another pic.... By gordonwr at 2010-09-27