Laser idiots!

[Hanuman]

Another fun evening last night filling in police reports about idiots targeting us with lasers.

If ever there was a justification for state sanctioned sterilization of entire families to reduce their impact on the gene pool, this is a good reason.
A long eventful day, and then we have these morons. I feel their career options should be limited to compost, landfill, and pig food.

[20vcqdriver]

My dad's answer to this type of behaviour amongst others was always a reply of 'bring back national service to sort them out' Didn't used to agree but as I'm getting older I'm leaning towards agreeing with him.

[Lofty]

Originally Posted by 20vcqdriver

My dad's answer to this type of behaviour amongst others was always a reply of 'bring back national service to sort them out' Didn't used to agree but as I'm getting older I'm leaning towards agreeing with him.

I'm leaning more towards cattle truck travel to a luxury work camp with barbed wire fences and The Real MSH's suggestion of State sponsored sterilisation

[Hanuman]

Cannon fodder. Give them all blocks of wood*, roughly carved into the shape of rifles. Then land them from landing craft, to take on the Somali fuzzy wuzzies.
Several birds. One stone.



*
Balsa wood, I think. So that no one gets a splinter too painful.

[rtz62]

You mean YOUR copper-chopper isn't equipped with the 59-rounds-per-second Gatling gun option?
Quit complaining and fill in a requisition form and hurry off down to the stores forthwith!!! 😜

[Hanuman]

I can see them soon having choppers airborne at strategic positions, waiting to track laser idiots. A good clubbing on apprehension of the little scrotes, and a bill to the family for the fuel used by the surveillance chopper will achieve the following-

1. Fingers that forever more are not compatible with opposable thumb they were gifted with.
2. A limping gait that impedes scurrying off from future felonious endeavors.
3. A headache the likes of which their 10 cans of cider/cidre/tesco-value-gnaturine has never given them, and which cannot be cured by 2 nurofen or a Maccy-d muffin.
4. A feeling of a job well done.
5. The comic effect of them trying to wield the balsa rifle prior to their beach invasion of fuzzy-wuzzyland?

[geneandbolly]

Bladerunner Units - the only way forward....

[Hanuman]

dredging up an old topic... but bugger all apologies, so there!

Sometime in the last year, I stumbled across a little scrote who was quite certain that we are spoil sports for wanting this stopped.
Seriously, is there anyone so low in the IQ department that thinks this is at all harmless fun?

I'm all for people doing whatever they want to each other- if two consenting adults want to tie each other up in a basement, and get defiled with all manner of kitchen utensils, so be it. So long as whatever you do is not impacting on other people, feel free.
If you want to laser something, laser your friends. Go ahead, be an entry in the Darwin awards.

I'll stick to more sedate pastimes, thank you.

Now. Where's that invite to pirate hunting off the coast of Somalia?

[Isimmo]

Originally Posted by The Real MSH!

dredging up an old topic... but bugger all apologies, so there!

Sometime in the last year, I stumbled across a little scrote who was quite certain that we are spoil sports for wanting this stopped.
Seriously, is there anyone so low in the IQ department that thinks this is at all harmless fun?

I'm all for people doing whatever they want to each other- if two consenting adults want to tie each other up in a basement, and get defiled with all manner of kitchen utensils, so be it. So long as whatever you do is not impacting on other people, feel free.
If you want to laser something, laser your friends. Go ahead, be an entry in the Darwin awards.

I'll stick to more sedate pastimes, thank you.

Now. Where's that invite to pirate hunting off the coast of Somalia?

funny you should mention folk being screwball...
I had a delightful weekend of people jumping in front of trains, with one rolling up under a train in front of 60 odd passengers, then considerately bursting into flames on the conductor rail, followed, two hours later by a couple on a suicide pact (one successful, on not quite so), spreading themselves over dozens of yards of railway line.... All in all, a cronic day to try and run a railway and to be crucified for trying to run a railway.

At least you only get the laser, we get the lasers, and, on average, on our division, a human being attached, every fortnight....

[lefthooker]

Originally Posted by Isimmo

funny you should mention folk being screwball...
I had a delightful weekend of people jumping in front of trains, with one rolling up under a train in front of 60 odd passengers, then considerately bursting into flames on the conductor rail, followed, two hours later by a couple on a suicide pact (one successful, on not quite so), spreading themselves over dozens of yards of railway line.... All in all, a cronic day to try and run a railway and to be crucified for trying to run a railway.

At least you only get the laser, we get the lasers, and, on average, on our division, a human being attached, every fortnight....

It must be a terrible thing to have to deal with as a driver. Of course no one in their state of mind considers how taking their life will impact on somebody elses.