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01-05-09, 09:00 AM
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
Classic Audi Club Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke
Posts: 7,417
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Swine Flu Helpline
Was feeling a bit sneezy this morning so I thought I'd give the Swine Flu Helpline a call.
Sadly all I got on the line was crackling!! |
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01-05-09, 12:06 PM
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Mr Sixty Thousand!!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: berkshire
Posts: 1,729
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You'll be ok Martin, apparently you can only get it if you've been in close contact with an infectious pig.......apparently Jack Tweed is shitting himself !
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01-05-09, 12:38 PM
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quattro hussie!!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: doin' it on all fours!!
Posts: 5,993
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Hhahahahahahahahahaha PMSL nearly spat my coffee over the keyboard 
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01-05-09, 01:05 PM
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Devon Pastie Muncher
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Calne Wiltshire
Posts: 7,530
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it is nothing to worry about.
It will be cured soon enough. |
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01-05-09, 02:55 PM
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4 ring whore!
Classic Audi Club Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Stockport
Posts: 2,348
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Symptoms include your body being covered in rashers.
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01-05-09, 03:09 PM
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Ex Member
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 5,565
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Ive had this. Kept wanting to claim expenses and bacon a cake...... |
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01-05-09, 06:28 PM
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Grown up member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North West
Posts: 540
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01-05-09, 06:42 PM
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Grown up member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North West
Posts: 540
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This Swine is to tight to get the flu
 Want to turn your loved ones into dirty pigs then try this:- http://www.dirtypig.org/piggyup.aspx |
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01-05-09, 06:43 PM
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Mr Fifty Thousand!
Classic Audi Club Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 8,738
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