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Old 01-05-09, 09:00 AM   #1
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Was feeling a bit sneezy this morning so I thought I'd give the Swine Flu Helpline a call.

Sadly all I got on the line was crackling!!
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Old 01-05-09, 12:06 PM   #2
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You'll be ok Martin, apparently you can only get it if you've been in close contact with an infectious pig.......apparently Jack Tweed is shitting himself !
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You'll be ok Martin, apparently you can only get it if you've been in close contact with an infectious pig.......apparently Jack Tweed is shitting himself !

Hhahahahahahahahahaha PMSL nearly spat my coffee over the keyboard
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it is nothing to worry about.

It will be cured soon enough.
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Symptoms include your body being covered in rashers.
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Symptoms include your body being covered in rashers.

Ive had this. Kept wanting to claim expenses and bacon a cake......
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This Swine is to tight to get the flu



Want to turn your loved ones into dirty pigs then try this:-

http://www.dirtypig.org/piggyup.aspx
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