Cat Slap Fetish

Emjay · 12-06-09, 09:30 PM

hey Groomus, how much do you charge your clients for this service????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvO720zIzbs

oh and by the way

:f inger:

Isimmo · 12-06-09, 09:54 PM

*Cough*.... Erm... Slightly worried you've found that really Martin... Shouldn't you be doing something better (or should that be 'batter') with your time...? Like worming the dog, or fitting that mirror ceiling in the 'chamber'...

Lankytim · 12-06-09, 09:55 PM

The next clip used cricket bats...

Isimmo · 12-06-09, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lankytim

The next clip used cricket bats...

We've got 12 cats belonging to 4 households around us... If it was a rat infestation to that quantity, we'd have the council round...

Make that Cricket Bats with breeze blocks nailed to them....

ZermattGT · 12-06-09, 10:04 PM

wtf.

Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it.

SteveCat · 12-06-09, 10:08 PM

:yikes :

Im concerned for that cat's mental stability actually.Any normal cat would have your eye out or run like ****!

I think it could well be into S&M.

Mart,ring Harry Hill with this 'un,you could be onto a winner son!

This is still my favourite amusing clip!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD8MTiOvcOs

oh and Im not in any way rascist and was sent this by a black Audi fan,it is (surprise!) close to the mark,no,over it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AgQu7fMU3g

Jaytee64 · 12-06-09, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo

*Cough*.... Erm... Slightly worried you've found that really Martin... Shouldn't you be doing something better (or should that be 'batter') with your time...? Like worming the dog, or fitting that mirror ceiling in the 'chamber'...

The Chamber is Finished and we don't have a dog...............I have recomended he takes his Lithium to stabilse his hypomania but his could get wose before it gets better. Hypersexuality can be a cripling disease you know.

amanda · 12-06-09, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaytee64

The Chamber is Finished and we don't have a dog...............I have recomended he takes his Lithium to stabilse his hypomania but his could get wose before it gets better. Hypersexuality can be a cripling disease you know.

Hmmm lithium is used to treat bi-polar......... emjay may better treated with epilim which may manage his more hyper moods better

Jay the s&m trends that emjay has might be manged by you with a far firmer hand on the hand cuffs and whip

But what ever you do don't let him enjoy those sessions

Emjay · 12-06-09, 10:25 PM

whats this?? diagnose Emjay night or something??

Jaytee64 · 12-06-09, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by amanda

Hmmm lithium is used to treat bi-polar......... emjay may better treated with epilim which may manage his more hyper moods better

Jay the s&m trends that emjay has might be manged by you with a far firmer hand on the hand cuffs and whip

But what ever you do don't let him enjoy those sessions

Thank you for the advice Amanda. I'll try the Cat O' Nine tails instead and hope the marks are not to noticeable before we go down to Poop's for a holiday.

12-06-09, 09:54 PM	#2
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	Cough.... Erm... Slightly worried you've found that really Martin... Shouldn't you be doing something better (or should that be 'batter') with your time...? Like worming the dog, or fitting that mirror ceiling in the 'chamber'... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

12-06-09, 09:55 PM	#3
Lankytim Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 513	The next clip used cricket bats... __________________ 1979 Allegro 1500 special (nearly back on the road after resto!) 1993 Audi Coupe 2.6 (non runner at the moment) 1996 Citroen XM 2.5 TD- Veg oil burner. 2004 Fiat Multipla 1.9 JTD ELX. "Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

12-06-09, 10:08 PM	#6
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	. :yikes : Im concerned for that cat's mental stability actually.Any normal cat would have your eye out or run like ****! I think it could well be into S&M. Mart,ring Harry Hill with this 'un,you could be onto a winner son! This is still my favourite amusing clip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD8MTiOvcOs oh and Im not in any way rascist and was sent this by a black Audi fan,it is (surprise!) close to the mark,no,over it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AgQu7fMU3g __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

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