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Old 31-05-14, 07:45 AM   #1
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Suppose theres not much to do in Cornwall.......
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Old 31-05-14, 07:47 AM   #2
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I saw that last night .... Told the wife about it . The bit about sneaking into the farm and committing sex acts with cow patts.... Jeez
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The bit about sneaking into the farm and committing sex acts with cow patts.... Jeez
Maybe he tried polishing a turd?
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Very good ! With his bell end ..... The thought of it is rather gross
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Old 31-05-14, 09:16 AM   #5
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I saw that last night .... Told the wife about it . The bit about sneaking into the farm and committing sex acts with cow patts....
so......


...erm...


...was she up for it, like???!




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Old 31-05-14, 11:13 AM   #6
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Dunno but I bet she was a big girl !
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