Bloody hell!

john johnson · 17-06-11, 09:23 PM

Just been out to the garage to shut it up , opened the side door to walk out and whacked a badger on the hooter with the door , shit myself as it ran off down the drive and across the lawn to the field ..... They can shift too

B2AUDI80 · 17-06-11, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by john johnson

Just been out to the garage to shut it up , opened the side door to walk out and whacked a badger on the hooter with the door , shit myself as it ran off down the drive and across the lawn to the field ..... They can shift too

your lucky it ran on!!!

they are bad cu

ts, they definatly can shift alright i drove behind one at night last year and was doing 23ish mph behind it!!!! imagine trying to get away from it!!!

Emjay · 17-06-11, 09:29 PM

he's got your number now...next time its dark and you go outside..

john johnson · 17-06-11, 09:32 PM

You've seen my drive martyn , the fecker legged it down the drive and across the lawn to the house across the road , the claws ( his/hers ) made a proper racket on the drive ...... Gonna get me self a shotgun pa !

ZermattGT · 17-06-11, 10:04 PM

4v6 · 17-06-11, 10:10 PM

About 3 years ago, i used to do a bit of cross country running at night and the local tracks and wooded areas have populations of these fat buggers, only i didnt know.

I came running down this extremely steep bank, thru the the bushes on a path i know and tripped over a pair of these porky sods who promplty shat themselves and legged it bigtime off in front of me.
Mind you i shat as badly as they did, scared the heck out me, all i could see what the occasional glance of a stripey ass going up and down as they took off.
Badgers, they cant half go.

Emjay · 17-06-11, 10:44 PM

YouTube - ‪Badgers‬&rlm;

B2AUDI80 · 17-06-11, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Emjay

http://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI

reminds me of a few clubs i used to got to in the 90s when i was still underage!!!

john johnson · 17-06-11, 10:53 PM

I remember that funnily enough lol

whiffer · 18-06-11, 08:48 AM

Brilliant - that will be stuck in my head all day!

17-06-11, 09:32 PM	#4
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	You've seen my drive martyn , the fecker legged it down the drive and across the lawn to the house across the road , the claws ( his/hers ) made a proper racket on the drive ...... Gonna get me self a shotgun pa ! __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

17-06-11, 10:04 PM	#5
ZermattGT Quad Lamp Commando Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massachusetts, U.S.A. Posts: 4,299	__________________ 1983 US Model Zermatt Silver Coupe GT

17-06-11, 10:53 PM	#9
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	I remember that funnily enough lol __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

17-06-11, 09:29 PM	#3
Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	he's got your number now...next time its dark and you go outside..

17-06-11, 10:10 PM	#6
4v6 Ex Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,565	About 3 years ago, i used to do a bit of cross country running at night and the local tracks and wooded areas have populations of these fat buggers, only i didnt know. I came running down this extremely steep bank, thru the the bushes on a path i know and tripped over a pair of these porky sods who promplty shat themselves and legged it bigtime off in front of me. Mind you i shat as badly as they did, scared the heck out me, all i could see what the occasional glance of a stripey ass going up and down as they took off. Badgers, they cant half go.

18-06-11, 08:48 AM	#10
whiffer Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Market Harborough Leicestershire Posts: 110	Brilliant - that will be stuck in my head all day!