[Coxy]

Everywhere I look today, everyone is going on about some bloody earthquake in Lincolnshire (also known as the early Audi Capitial of the world!), am I the only one that didn't feel it?

We had one a few years ago and the epicentre was around Tipton! I mean Tipton of all places! No great loss if the whole town fell down some great abyss to be honest apart from a few local real ale pubs! Anyway, I'm about 8 mile from Tipton and again, I felt sod all!

about 15 years ago, there was one around the Telford area and I was driving along the A442 in Telford at the time in my trusty Maestro, and again, I felt feck all!


So, fact. THE EARTH DOES NOT MOVE FOR ME!!!