Sister's just phone us to say,she's just been burgled.

She was up stairs watching tv and her husband had gone to take the dog(German Shepard)for a walk.
They climbed over the side gate and came in the back door.
My sister heard something downstairs and thought it was her husband back?She shouted down and there was no reply.
About 5 minutes later my brother-in-law came back,with the dog.He came in and said his car had gone off the drive.
While they were in the house they got away with an Iphone and took the keys to the car.
They timed it well,because the dog was out.Or were they watching?
Little,SH*TS.
What's the world,coming to?