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Originally Posted by jwalshe
"Rollerskate"? Psh. Right: let's get this out the way then...
"Where do you put the batteries?"
"Where is the remote control?"
"Do you have one for the other foot?"
Let's forget the Smart Roadster thing then. Also in my drive, I have an AUDI. It has a roof. It has not been ruined by chavs. And I fking love it.
Now... back to bald men in Ferarris. I was in Birmingham city centre last year and watched as a balding middle aged twit in a Ferrari on a not-so-sunny day pull up at the traffic lights with his roof down, revving hard as he did so.
A couple of teenaged girls ran up to him, threw a bag of chips in his face and ran away giggling joyously. The guy didn't move a muscle, instead staring at the red light, chips in his lap and across the interior of his vile penis extension of a car.
Lights went green and he stalled. One of the finest moments of my life, personally. I hope he went home and cried.
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What's wrong with being baldy and having a penis extension of a car??