Threads going off topic
 

Let's start a simple thread about:

"what are you doing this weekend".

Nice and simple question to discuss.

Let's see how far off topic it can go, and how quickly, one rule, though, that there must be some slight link to the previous post.........

drying out cos i've had three days where i've been out with the car and got soaked and avoiding doing any chores

I'm off to Deva Dubs 'n' Rods in Shrewsbury! Van packed with beers and bacon!



still on topic here!

some one at the qoc stand on saturday cooked the best bacon sarnie ever......brill :tup:

Im off to the IOW festival.........hopefully that'll be brill,if not a tad soft under foot?

I amtaking the sweeties to Lanmynech Horse trials near to Oswestry for the weekend and plan to get a tad tipsy tomorrow night as we are stopping there......hic......zzzzZZZ zzzzz

any details??

he's got the taste for sausage :ihih:

Here we go!:lol: Lynn prefers a good cumberland, coming from Lancashire.. And I cook a good one?!

you cant beat a nice bit of ring :ihih:

I got a free Coca-Cola glass when I filled up with V-Power this morning...... nice.
Infact I'm using it now. Well, not to write with but I have it containing my beverage of choice on my desk. Cleaned it thouroughly before it's first use tho as the wierdo that served me looked like he might sit there licking them all beofre the garage opens!

LOL....

Best thing to do, is put a nice hot cup of tea into the stone cold glass... You wouldn't have to bother cleaning it then... Mind you wouldn't have a cup of tea either...
Enough thread drift yet?

Or much skin left! Fun tho eh!!!!!

I rememebr having my first proper cup of tea to call my very own. It was at my Gran's when I was clearly pretty young. I rememeber she gave it me in a plastic beaker and it tasted so much better than in mugs! Ya'd feel a prat drinking out of beakers now tho!

We used to have a Horse (a Welsh Cob if anyone's interested) that used to like to poke his head through the pub window and drink Pedigree from an ashtray!
Obviously it was put in the ash tray for him, not that my dad had issues with spilage!

My Grans house smelled of piss and cabbage! And I put my hand up a welsh girls jumper once:lol:

thats a fate that awaits all of us eventually :lol:

Hey! Welsh girl... that sounds like talking about holidays, I'm sure that's where this thread started and so not allowed!
But, please give more detail..... :D Was there a welsh girl in this jumper at the time of entry???

wonder what happened to that dog on 'thats life' that could say 'sausages'.......bet it could not say foot long sausage !

Bet it couldn't eat 3!!!!!

I can report that, thankfully, they did not all leave my person together!

Oh yes indeedy she was in there alright.....Hellwyn ...pure filth:lol:

I used to repair a guys lawn mower that worked at a sewerage factory, used to hate changing the blades!!

another golden nugget that you have failed to part with before :eek:

I found a gold nugget once..................
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when I put my hand up a Scottish girls jumper......:devil:

surely they come in pairs??

What, Scottish girls??? I heard they can do it alone....

I shall now be quiet!

by my reckoning we got thread drift after just 2 replies (Mr JJ).

I once kissed a girl from Rotherham once who had a stubbly top lip :shake:

That's either terrible, or perfectly acceptable... Depending on which lips you're kissing...

Mind, coming from Rotherham, I suspect she'd probably been gamefully employed in the local abattoir rendering department, or some such other 'delicate' job...

those types of lady are still about.......some very rough specimens about
a jet wash and a shave would do wonders for some :p

Was her name Keith??!!

I could do with a shave, but after last nights all nighter, I have, after much consideration, decided- feck it.
I'm sure the local water is to blame for my current lack of well being...

Shall we have a Poll?

Shaved, stubble or the full bush?

i prefer a smidgen round the sides tbh....just enough to tickle the fancy :rock:

are we talking about your face here or wot?? :crazy:

cant say.....children may be listening....or posting

:ihih:

I think it might have drifted off towards the... or wot....

yeah this thread has deffo veered into the bush :devil:

This is definately getting FURly well off-topic indeed!

Just on phone to SteveT63 and he said he can't FURkin believe it either!

it was me doing all the cook on the qoc stand up in chatsworth

Sure it was a girl?lol